today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED
I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”
This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day
"No, I am literally ordering you to have a nice day. If you don’t have a nice day I will find you and there will be repercussions."
a real live commafucker
this kind of literalist semantic bullshit not only completely fails to understand how language is actually used in the real world but its also the worst kind of linguistic classism. like im sorry that at my minimum wage customer service job i dont speak to you in the register you prefer to be spoken to in. from now on ill try to only speak in aristocratic middle french
I would burn his face into my mind and remember him forever so that the next time I encounter him I can use the worst grammar ever on him to ruin his life.